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honestly my mother was a huge champ about her eight-year-old asking to be bought an unabridged edition of the Odyssey for a birthday present, and then she was an equally huge champ about reading her eight-year-old the unabridged Odyssey as a bedtime story and pausing every four lines to define something for me, and let me just say that I have fucking TREASURED the opportunity to reverse that old tradition by more or less forcing her to sit on my couch and listen to Epic and pause it every four lines for my dissertation
#epic the musical#classics#the odyssey#odysseus#look this is everything you need to know about me as a child#firm shoutout to my mother having handled this whole character arc with aplomb#i read percy jackson several years after this. to clarify. i was a little freak is what i am saying.#i also subjected my in-laws to my Odyssey Thoughts while they were here for christmas#to be honest i do not think they expected me to have a 20 minute speech locked and loaded#but again: they were great sports#incredibly convenient of my child self to have dubbed odysseus their blorbo because now i sound fantastically well educated#when in reality this is EXACTLY the same as me talking for 20 minutes about the animorphs#fuckin gottem
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does anyone realize how crazy it is to have the actor of a mostly headcanoned queer ship say the fans were never crazy and they were right all along after 10+ years of everyone just absolutely going nuts over the said queerbaited ship
#supernatural#dean winchester#spn#destiel#castiel#deancas#misha collins#im 20 i have been Experiencing supernatural and johnlock since i was 12 and merthur since wayy before that i have fought Wars#this is crazy#i love u hannibal i love u 911 (if u make eddie gay)#for the love of god by 'mostly headcanoned' i dont mean that it was never intentional#i am aware that they put the subtext in on purpose#they knew what they were doing#but my focus here is on the actor actually saying it because like#if its not mostly headcanoned then y was the entire cast denying it for years AND YEARS#like do yall not remember what jared and jenesn used to say#there have been many many many instances where the cast has made us feel crazy/stupid for saying anything abt destiel#im just saying TO ME its crazy that actors and creators talk so openly about these things now !!! again i was raised on merlin and sherlock#ok also im confused on the queerbaiting part#everyones saying its queer coding and not queer baiting but cant they be true at the same time ?#im not being dumb on purpose i swear im just confused#like yes dean is very much bi coded and their relationship is queer coded but if the creators deny everything#and we only get a last minute confession after 11 years#that doesnt count as queer baiting ?#someone smart explain this to me 🙏
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After seriously considering it and replaying a few IFs that I really enjoyed I've decided that I will be changing the romance system to not be one based around hearts/flirt options, but instead a system that toggles if you're attracted to the RO or not. So I'm going to rework a few choices. So expect changes with that before the next update. That way you can pursue a romance without acting out of character for your MC just because you dont want to miss out on flirt options. That being said however, of course there will still be flirt options and what not for if you choose that. The option that toggles attraction will come up multiple times, so it'd be difficult to miss.
#god syndicate#i'm rewriting parts of the prologue as we speak#thankfully its incredibly easy to do i started like 20 minutes ago and i'm basically almost done#its just deleting heart options and rewording a few choices#if you've been here before you know ive talked about this a looong time ago#i'm just not a fan of writing the heart options because they can come out of nowhere sometimes#but we need romance options in a romance game#it'll be clear what the options are though#dont worry
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If I had a nickel for every popular manhwa adaptation of a novel that isn't bl that manages to include mpreg, I'd have 2 nickels.
#twottie talks#omniscient reader's viewpoint#orv#the s classes that i raised#s classes that i raised#sctir#tsctir#no because. what. WHAT????#MPREG!!!! WHATRE YOU DOING IN MY NON BL TRANSMIGRATION MANHWA!!!!!#i want to know what these authors are on. and where can i get some#is that...is that the secret to a good novel?? no homo mpreg??#do...do i need to add mpreg into my stories??? or at least one of them??#ive been coughing and wheezing about this for 20 minutes
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i'm not saying people shouldn't talk about him or that we shouldn't find him hot.
i just believe that certain people are only contributing to his dehumanization which isn't what he needs rn. a lot of fanfic blogs on here (of which i'm not a fan of) advocate for him, share updates, everybody was so heartbroken after seeing him on feb 21st. that's people who thirst over him all the time, but they're very active and vocal and bring the attention where it needs to be whenever something happens.
but the people who are like "omg let me see the sex tapes plz!11!" joke and that's it, without even try to open people's eyes on what the fuck is wrong with the media then it's useless. they're using him as a trend, like he's not a guy that hasn't chosen to be a part of this circus and doesn't deserve all of this. like you said, this is a 'out of sight, out of mind' generation, so they probably have a laugh, retweet and then scroll past it.
like i said, it was just "selfish" wishful thinking because people are being truly heartless towards him, tho i agree that this is better than radio silence. but some of the attention is making people forget he's a human being in a very dangerous situation, imo.
as always, you spit the facts 10/10 i have nothing to add
#also the hearing on 21st changed how i saw everything in this case too#i saw the mainstream media making headlines about how his shackled ankles were “pornographic”#and let's not talk about the rolling stone article that came out a week ago where i jokingly pointed out the media frenzy of that day#only jokingly because i wanted to call for truce when they at least talked about him in almost neutral light something nobody else has done#and this was about a 20 minute hearing where KFA said the feds are still considering pursuing charges which could result in execution#while standing a foot away from him and talking about how they were refusing to transport him to PA to fight charges#i was always against the death penalty but i realised just sitting and watching wouldn't help i gotta do what i can#(i'd already been interested in this because of a number of reasons including relating to his health issues a lot because of my own issues)#and like whoever gave 30k at one go saying they were against the death penalty i think a lot of people woke up that day#like a lot of people suddenly realised this was a person who could be murdered right in front of millions because the law permits it#luigi mangione#free luigi#asks
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I have now learned Kim lives 15 or so minutes away from Martinaise, and it has for some reason shattered me
I was so confident he lived an hour or 3 away 😣
#personal post#kim kitsuragi#disco elysium#20 kilometers. 20.#especially as a speedfreak he probably can drive there and back in 10#i dont know how speeding works i cant seem to do it#i try. i genuinely try.#im a failure at speeding#its very fun to put the car in neutral and go down a hill though#in that particular instance i do 40 in a 25 for like. 5 seconds#but other than that#i only do like the normal 80 in a 65 or like 50 in a 40#10 miles over the speed limit consistently#what was i talking about?#oh. yeah. kim.#my cool jacket headcanon was semi reliant on him being reluctant to drive back and change because he lives so far away#though..#why DOES he get a room at the Whirling in Rags if he lives so close?#i drive 15 minutes to work everyday and i go home past midnight pretty frequently#suck it up Kim#geez. you cant handle 15 minutes at 2 am?#that's PRIME speeding time#the roads are empty and its not like vops are gonna pull him over#if they turn on their lights Kim can just turn on his own lights like 'yeah. what are you gonna do now?'
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I love this show and it means a lot to me,
and I feel disappointed and a little bit misled tbh by the choices they have made-
These are two thoughts that can coexist btw
#911 lone star#911 lone star season 5#like im not an idiot#okay i am but that’s not what this is#i was not expecting 20 minutes of emotional conversation#but bare minimum Tarlos is NOT a peck on the cheek with no actual dialogue#in the entire episode#bare minimum Tarlos used to be they would talk about things and it wouldn’t take that long#like this episode in context- this is like in season 3 is TK woke from the coma and the next scene was the 126 is going to be knocked down-#and we learn TK and Carlos moved in together form talking- we didn’t get the welcome home TK scene#this is like if in season two after TK stormed out after the farmers market- we never got the scene where he comes back#we see him storm out and the next episode they’re fine with nothing in between#this like is if the police station scene never happened - cause why do we need to see them talk about things?#TK storms out of Carlos’s place and the next we see they’re at darts-#cause we didn’t need any of that emotional bonding stuff right??#this is most like in season two when we see things get physical becuase Gabriel arrested Owen and no one knows why#and the next we see TK is coming home and we never saw them talk about it#although I would still argue this one is worse#look I’m not talking for anyone but myself here-#but the reason I know this should have been more is because those are the standards this show has set#these characters needed to have that talk-#in particular Carlos has gone through so much seemingly alone the last twenty four hours -#there’s no reason we shouldn’t have seen them have that talk#like forget the fandom for a minute- these make believe characters deserved a better conclusion to this arc than this#tarlos#carlos reyes#tk strand#okay im done#court dismissed - bring in the dancing lobsters
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Nothing I hate more than "Nonconfrontational" people and spaces where it's very obvious it's just a friend group that just talk about themselves and don't make an effort to get to know you so when you try to join in they're acting like
#like fuck am i supposed to do? kiss your ass and give you $20 so you could at least talk to me??#what??#like it shouldnt be that hard to just?? not care about yourself for like 2 minutes#im over here listening and asking questions??#fuck am i supposed to do#interrupt you like a total geed?#vasya rambles
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just a random poll
i bet you guys listen to music while you drive too, right? do you guys listen to like radio or your own playlist?
#yes i drive and do stuff in silence.#i’m actually too lazy to pull up music#just me and my computer buzz 🫶#no but then the radio is literally 20 minutes of ads and one song. then 10 minutes of them talking about god knows what
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ok i still think that the first style boutique/savvy game is the worst in the series, but im playing it a lot recently (after not really touching it in a while) and its better than i remember it being
#i just get annoyed at how much love the first game gets when the later ones are so much better. in my opinion obv#hearing that fucking apartment theme in every video i see is shortening my life expectancy i swear#it really doesnt matter but its so weird to see my favorite game that wasnt often talked about much before get popular suddenly#but like. if were randomly making style savvy trend now can we atleast talk about the good ones.. please#ik it was popular before btw. but i feel like its been getting even more known over the past year or so#i just cant get myself to play the first game for more than 20 minutes at a time. there jst isnt much to do#also the sensitivity for pressing stuff is really bad in this game. like i have to nearly break my screen for it to understand what im doin#but maybe thats just an issue with my copy#style boutique#style savvy
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one of my favorite things is elves having base 8 math. so you can have Situations™️ when someone in the dragang has a birthday. take for instance this hypothetical
Rayla: I'm so glad my parents and Runaan are back! And just in time for my twenty-fourth birthday!
Callum: your WHAT.
Rayla: My birthday!
Callum: no hold up a second. go back. you're HOW OLD???
Callum: so you were. you were twenty when we first started dating?
Rayla: yes? Is something wrong?
Callum: I was FIFTEEN
Rayla:
Rayla: WHAT?!?!?! How-- who-- what-- I think I'm going to be sick. You seemed older than that! I can't believe I-- so that means now you're--
Callum: Nineteen.
Rayla:
Rayla: what's nineteen
#and they both think the age gap is/was weird for about five minutes before they talk about it and realize they are in fact almost the same#age they just do math different#(explanation: base 8 math mean you count 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 10. so 10 is equivalent to 8 in base 10 (which is what we use)#and 20 is equivalent to 16. the word nineteen does not exist. what is called nineteen in base ten is called 23 in base 8.#so 24 in base 8 equals 20 in base 10. 15 in base 8 equals 13 in base 10. I am a nerd)#rayla#Callum#rayllum#tdp#math my beloved
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i need to rewatch all of south park i need to become one of those people who screenshots every time the two guys i like are standing near each other
#pine prattles#i'm still talking about tweetters.#i have so many little ideas and headcanons and they make me cry#especially bc theyre not exactly the most fluffy functional relationship in the world#but butters is so good at listening.#and tweek is really good at being a springboard for when leo needs to sit down and half-yell about his family#he gets frustrated and starts punching his knuckles together and grumbling and tweek asks him whats wrong#and then he yells for 20 minutes about everything hes got bottled rn. and then he's fine#holds out his arms and asks tweek for a hug. and of course he gets it. of course#tweek used to get jumpy about the yelling but now he understands that it isnt About Him (took a while) so he doesn't mind#and he and butters will cook and bake together!!!!! butters is better at cooking and tweek is a bakey boy#and also like. butters hates organizing things. (twauma) but tweek finds organization relaxing#(unless its his own controlled chaos [like his room!])#so he'll sometimes come over when butters is home alone and just help him with chores#he doesnt touch glass things out of concern for breaking them. but he'll do the rest of it all.#and then they go up to leo's room and watch stuff together while snuggling with tweeks laptop on their laps
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Opposite of an Intellectual
“The opposite of an intellectual… you really think you could do that, Caffrey?” Jones asked, reading through the cover description.
“Do what?” Neal responded, blinking at them in confusion. Instead of the overly innocent smile that would usually accompany a question like that from Neal, his face was just blank curiosity. It seemed that for once the con man wasn’t messing with them; he just hadn’t been paying attention.
“Be the opposite of an intellectual,” Diana repeated for him with an incredulous chuckle.
Neal’s brows furrowed lightly in confusion. ‘What’s an… intellectual?” he asked, seeming to struggle to recall the word.
Diana scrutinized him, but despite all the years she had spent working with Neal Caffrey, she couldn’t find a single tell that he was lying. By all appearances, Neal Caffrey genuinely did not know the word ‘intellectual.’
“On second thought, that’s kinda scary,” Jones decided, taking an unconscious step backwards. “Please stop.”
Neal finally broke, giving them a devious grin and a theatrical bow. Diana had to admit, seeing firsthand how convincingly Neal could become someone diametrically opposed to his actual self was a bit terrifying. The short demonstration had left her heart pounding and breathing slightly shallow.
“Remember this the next time you doubt me,” Neal warned cheerfully, winking at them before sauntering away. Diana and Jones looked at each other once he was gone.
“That was scary, right?” Jones asked.
“Yeah,” Diana confirmed, “that was definitely scary.”
Then an idea hit her. “I wanna see Peter’s reaction!”
#white collar#white collar fanfic#neal caffrey#diana berrigan#clinton jones#my fics#why am I like this#it's not exactly what I was talking about earlier - no abs unfortunately#but the idea for this came to me while brushing my teeth and I thought might as well write it you know?#so here's this#my first publicly posted white collar fanfiction#and it's exactly 250 words that I wrote in 15 minutes after being struck by inspiration while brushing my teeth#seems about right#of course my life is chaotic like that#I do eventually plan to post stuff to AO3#but I want my first wc fic on there to be the multichap that I'm working on#so until then this lives here on Tumblr#go easy on me please I wrote this in 15 minutes in the middle of the night#not to dox my timezone but this was literally written from 12:05 - 12:20 AM#so yeah anyway#I made a thing#hope y'all like it#girlwriting#wc.ooai
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Maxie, horrified: Pineapples can be plucked...?
Archie: Not right away you gotta get the leaves off, but yeah it's like an orange you can seperate it, it's more like grapes than a single fruit-
Maxie: HUH-
#.submissions#(based on a real interaction between me and my bestie)#(pineapples... can do that.... what.....)#<- that's the submitter talking not me i knew this already lmao#I told my mom this once and she went out and bought a pinapple#20 minutes later she called me and started screaming about how I've awoken something#rainbow rocket#team rainbow rocket#incorrect pokemon#incorrect quotes#incorrect rainbow rocket#maxie#magma boss maxie#team magma maxie#maxie pokemon#archie#aqua boss archie#aqua leader archie#archie pokemon
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I 100% need to go to work tomorrow but I'm really not enjoying the fact that if I want to get there "on time" I have to leave my house at 4:45 AM
#cuz I have to drive myself to the train station then take the train then walk to work and then be 20 minutes early#bc the next train won't arrive til nearly half an hour after my shift is supposed to start#and honestly I'm kinda mad bc my husband said he would drive me bc he didn't have work tomorrow but then he backed down#like... I'm gonna talk to him about it today but I just don't know what the fuck I'm gonna do
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„Wenn man mal zurückschaut – Titel sind das eine, das ist die Belohnung, ist natürlich das, was man vorzeigen kann. Aber wenn ihr später mal aufhört und zurückblickt, sind's eigentlich die Menschen, die Momente, die bei euch hängen bleiben werden. Uns hat's 'ne Riesenfreude gemacht zu sehen, was aus dieser Mannschaft geworden ist. Wie sie zusammengewachsen ist, wie jeder an das Ziel geglaubt hat, wie ihr alles dafür getan habt. Und ich glaube, das ist ein wahnsinnig wichtiger Prozess für euch. Für jeden von euch, vor allem für die jungen Spieler. Ihr werdet das später sehen, dass diese Weltmeisterschaft euch wahnsinnig viel gebracht hat. Egal, ob das jetzt Weltmeister ist oder Dritter oder Vierter.“
Deutschland. Ein Sommermärchen (2006), dir. Sönke Wortmann
#saw a yt comment the other day like 'Ich glaube wir wollen alle einschlafen und noch mal hier aufwachen' and. yeah. tbh.#football#World Cup 2006#Deutschland ein Sommermärchen#Idk what else to tell you guys other than I can hold it together pretty well for more than 90 minutes even tho there are plenty of scenes#destined to make me highly emotional (I have an itemized list I could type out on the spot. if you even care.)#but when they arrive in Stuttgart and get to take in the view from the hotel window front#and the camera pans to Klinsi being his super joyful self excitedly pointing to the crowd going 'Die Schwaben!! Die Schwaben!'#the tears start welling up behind my eyes instantly. nothing I can do about it. all of it literally unfathomable even almost 20 years later#that was b e f o r e the third place match. after the ita loss. they had nothing to show for. yet the love was there.#a once in a lifetime experience. I am grateful I got to witness it. I am grateful this silly little docu exists.#(did you really think with all of the Sommermärchen talk I wasn't gonna fall back into this at one point this summer? lmao.#interestingly enough for it to hit me with full force I can only watch it with huge time gaps in between. so. first time since 2018)#(blink twice if you want me to talk more about gif 14🤭)#alternative caption was Merkel's 'Kann noch was Schlimmeres passieren als Dritter zu werden.' dkfkflgl
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