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does anyone realize how crazy it is to have the actor of a mostly headcanoned queer ship say the fans were never crazy and they were right all along after 10+ years of everyone just absolutely going nuts over the said queerbaited ship
#supernatural#dean winchester#spn#destiel#castiel#deancas#misha collins#im 20 i have been Experiencing supernatural and johnlock since i was 12 and merthur since wayy before that i have fought Wars#this is crazy#i love u hannibal i love u 911 (if u make eddie gay)#for the love of god by 'mostly headcanoned' i dont mean that it was never intentional#i am aware that they put the subtext in on purpose#they knew what they were doing#but my focus here is on the actor actually saying it because like#if its not mostly headcanoned then y was the entire cast denying it for years AND YEARS#like do yall not remember what jared and jenesn used to say#there have been many many many instances where the cast has made us feel crazy/stupid for saying anything abt destiel#im just saying TO ME its crazy that actors and creators talk so openly about these things now !!! again i was raised on merlin and sherlock#ok also im confused on the queerbaiting part#everyones saying its queer coding and not queer baiting but cant they be true at the same time ?#im not being dumb on purpose i swear im just confused#like yes dean is very much bi coded and their relationship is queer coded but if the creators deny everything#and we only get a last minute confession after 11 years#that doesnt count as queer baiting ?#someone smart explain this to me 🙏
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I love this show and it means a lot to me,
and I feel disappointed and a little bit misled tbh by the choices they have made-
These are two thoughts that can coexist btw
#911 lone star#911 lone star season 5#like im not an idiot#okay i am but that’s not what this is#i was not expecting 20 minutes of emotional conversation#but bare minimum Tarlos is NOT a peck on the cheek with no actual dialogue#in the entire episode#bare minimum Tarlos used to be they would talk about things and it wouldn’t take that long#like this episode in context- this is like in season 3 is TK woke from the coma and the next scene was the 126 is going to be knocked down-#and we learn TK and Carlos moved in together form talking- we didn’t get the welcome home TK scene#this is like if in season two after TK stormed out after the farmers market- we never got the scene where he comes back#we see him storm out and the next episode they’re fine with nothing in between#this like is if the police station scene never happened - cause why do we need to see them talk about things?#TK storms out of Carlos’s place and the next we see they’re at darts-#cause we didn’t need any of that emotional bonding stuff right??#this is most like in season two when we see things get physical becuase Gabriel arrested Owen and no one knows why#and the next we see TK is coming home and we never saw them talk about it#although I would still argue this one is worse#look I’m not talking for anyone but myself here-#but the reason I know this should have been more is because those are the standards this show has set#these characters needed to have that talk-#in particular Carlos has gone through so much seemingly alone the last twenty four hours -#there’s no reason we shouldn’t have seen them have that talk#like forget the fandom for a minute- these make believe characters deserved a better conclusion to this arc than this#tarlos#carlos reyes#tk strand#okay im done#court dismissed - bring in the dancing lobsters
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Today I got to have an entire 3 message long dm convo with Alex Hirsch. I am never getting over this high.
#Alex Hirsch#this is the greatest day of my life#I even managed to show total decorum#didn't even use any words like decorum#I wanted to. but I didn't.#didn't even use the word macabre. wanted to do that too. I used normal words that normal humans use#as to not sound like a complete and total tool#hopefully ahfkajgkkak#I restrained myself to only saying 3 messages bc any more than that and I'd have to publically execute myself for overstepping boundaries#and I didn't even use any key smashes! and only One socially acceptable emoji.#I can't stop myself from using emojis entirely. those are a disability accomodation at this point ahfkjskgjskgjak#hey are these normal things to think#I think so#I got his twitter message directly at the start of my train ride and I've been processing my emotions for the rest of the trip#I keep nearly flagging down the train attendants to be like 'hiiii can I tell you about the good news :) not in a jesus way I promise'#but once again: restraint 🙏#you're WELCOME train attendants#it was so funny though Alex was like 'lemme know what you want to have grunkle stan say!'#and even when given permission to talk I was like damn he's going to kill me if I send a message#but I sent it#and he was very very nice#and will be sending me the grunkle stan recording tomorrow (✷‿✷)#work is going to be physically impossible tomorrow#sorry customers please pardon me while I run to the produce cooler and scream at the top of my lungs for 20-30 minutes#fluffle talks#what's the opposite of emotional devastation. bc I'm that right now.
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ok i still think that the first style boutique/savvy game is the worst in the series, but im playing it a lot recently (after not really touching it in a while) and its better than i remember it being
#i just get annoyed at how much love the first game gets when the later ones are so much better. in my opinion obv#hearing that fucking apartment theme in every video i see is shortening my life expectancy i swear#it really doesnt matter but its so weird to see my favorite game that wasnt often talked about much before get popular suddenly#but like. if were randomly making style savvy trend now can we atleast talk about the good ones.. please#ik it was popular before btw. but i feel like its been getting even more known over the past year or so#i just cant get myself to play the first game for more than 20 minutes at a time. there jst isnt much to do#also the sensitivity for pressing stuff is really bad in this game. like i have to nearly break my screen for it to understand what im doin#but maybe thats just an issue with my copy#style boutique#style savvy
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my sweet little baby man is no longer with us
#he had his bloodwork done yesterday and the vet said it was fine but he doesnt have much time left#and my bestie is a vet tech who wanted to see the lab results bc she always does and she looked at them#and asked me if she can shiw them to her boss today and i was like sure and immediately knew something was up#today keekki was being himself#then i went to run some errands and when i came back he was laying in front of the front door with his tiny baby head against it#and i was like ''oh ok one of his seizures?''#and theyre like. keekki will drool and not move and they usually last for like 20 minutes (several vets have no idea whats up with those#but it was probably either a kidney or a blood pressure thing)#anyways. it did not pass in 20 minutes so i Knew#i laid on the floor next to him#then my bff sent me a message asking me if i have the time to talk about keekki and its not good news#at this point i was about to call the vet anyways#and she was like ''ok i showed these to my boss (a vet) and she got super angry that ur vet even let you leave the clinic''#bc apparently keekkis bloodwork was so bad he should have been put down then and there but my vet was like a fresh half graduate#so i dont hold it against her. anyways i got an euthanasia appointment for this evening and spent the time before it laying on the couch#crying with keekki in my arms#i had to carry him bc he couldnt really walk without stumbling and falling down#when i had to get up to get his carrier and stuff ready he was taking a nap on the couch where i left him and i took this pic#anyways worst vet visit of my life i could hardly even do anything but nod half the time bc speaking results in me sobbing#anyways. this fucking sucks#i dont know how ill be able to sleep tonight#its been years since i last slept at home without having a little guy plop into my arms#i spent a long time with him in the vet room when he was gone#it feels surreal ive given him his last ever forehead kisses#as i left the room i told him bye the exact same way ive been saying bye to him for the last very many years ive had him#its always moikka keekki before i go to work or the store or literally anything#and that was my last moikka keekki#i hope he felt how loved he was#my dad is sending me older pics of me and keekki and he looks so happy in them. hes always right next to me#idk man im going to stop rambling now
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one of my favorite things is elves having base 8 math. so you can have Situations™️ when someone in the dragang has a birthday. take for instance this hypothetical
Rayla: I'm so glad my parents and Runaan are back! And just in time for my twenty-fourth birthday!
Callum: your WHAT.
Rayla: My birthday!
Callum: no hold up a second. go back. you're HOW OLD???
Callum: so you were. you were twenty when we first started dating?
Rayla: yes? Is something wrong?
Callum: I was FIFTEEN
Rayla:
Rayla: WHAT?!?!?! How-- who-- what-- I think I'm going to be sick. You seemed older than that! I can't believe I-- so that means now you're--
Callum: Nineteen.
Rayla:
Rayla: what's nineteen
#and they both think the age gap is/was weird for about five minutes before they talk about it and realize they are in fact almost the same#age they just do math different#(explanation: base 8 math mean you count 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 10. so 10 is equivalent to 8 in base 10 (which is what we use)#and 20 is equivalent to 16. the word nineteen does not exist. what is called nineteen in base ten is called 23 in base 8.#so 24 in base 8 equals 20 in base 10. 15 in base 8 equals 13 in base 10. I am a nerd)#rayla#Callum#rayllum#tdp#math my beloved
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Opposite of an Intellectual
“The opposite of an intellectual… you really think you could do that, Caffrey?” Jones asked, reading through the cover description.
“Do what?” Neal responded, blinking at them in confusion. Instead of the overly innocent smile that would usually accompany a question like that from Neal, his face was just blank curiosity. It seemed that for once the con man wasn’t messing with them; he just hadn’t been paying attention.
“Be the opposite of an intellectual,” Diana repeated for him with an incredulous chuckle.
Neal’s brows furrowed lightly in confusion. ‘What’s an… intellectual?” he asked, seeming to struggle to recall the word.
Diana scrutinized him, but despite all the years she had spent working with Neal Caffrey, she couldn’t find a single tell that he was lying. By all appearances, Neal Caffrey genuinely did not know the word ‘intellectual.’
“On second thought, that’s kinda scary,” Jones decided, taking an unconscious step backwards. “Please stop.”
Neal finally broke, giving them a devious grin and a theatrical bow. Diana had to admit, seeing firsthand how convincingly Neal could become someone diametrically opposed to his actual self was a bit terrifying. The short demonstration had left her heart pounding and breathing slightly shallow.
“Remember this the next time you doubt me,” Neal warned cheerfully, winking at them before sauntering away. Diana and Jones looked at each other once he was gone.
“That was scary, right?” Jones asked.
“Yeah,” Diana confirmed, “that was definitely scary.”
Then an idea hit her. “I wanna see Peter’s reaction!”
#white collar#white collar fanfic#neal caffrey#diana berrigan#clinton jones#my fics#why am I like this#it's not exactly what I was talking about earlier - no abs unfortunately#but the idea for this came to me while brushing my teeth and I thought might as well write it you know?#so here's this#my first publicly posted white collar fanfiction#and it's exactly 250 words that I wrote in 15 minutes after being struck by inspiration while brushing my teeth#seems about right#of course my life is chaotic like that#I do eventually plan to post stuff to AO3#but I want my first wc fic on there to be the multichap that I'm working on#so until then this lives here on Tumblr#go easy on me please I wrote this in 15 minutes in the middle of the night#not to dox my timezone but this was literally written from 12:05 - 12:20 AM#so yeah anyway#I made a thing#hope y'all like it#girlwriting#wc.ooai
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there is nothing that will grow your ego faster than a little dog following you around instead listening of anyone else. my puppy now
#just me hi#we got a puppy btw I may have failed to mention that lmfvsh#He's so cute ? He's so cute dude#I'm not a dog person and I don't know how I'm supposed to like. Interact with him (he doesn't purr or try to kill me when he doesn't like#stuff so how do I know ? concerned about this hvfhs) but I am rubbing his little head and baby talking him#fish likely don't know he exists cats Hate him#<- they won't let me touch them because they don't like the dog smell :(#They'll get acclimated at one point but my little feelings. Owch#also idk what this dude's name is one minute it's alote the next it's lindo now he's martín what's going On#I go 'Hiiiii :D' and he goes ':D !' and that's how we're doing this kfvshf#Also idk if I mentioned this already but the dog at my job likes me too. Apparently he doesn't do that often cuz there's a guy that's tried#To be buddies w/ him for like 20 years or smth and -I- thought one week of standoffishness was much KGHFS#I am so sorry guy I forgot the name of bc I don't think I've interacted with you before though to be honest I prolly woulda forgotten it by#now anyway and that's really on me. What was I saying. Oh yea sorry about the dog thing Guy. It's so tragic#kinda funny to have the same problem dog people say they have with cats like 'you can't tell how they're feeling!!'#first of all yes you can. They're so obvious about it they're literally biting violence killing you if they don't like it#Unless! They are playing :) and I can't explain how I know they're playing except for that little roll they do in the middle of it. adorabl#I don't think i had a second of all but aside from the tail wagging is he gonna like. Give me a fatal stink eye if I annoy him#I gotta look these things up......#He keeps trying nibble on my hands and idk what to do about that ? He's not putting any pressure but I don't like his Wet Wet mouth lmfvshf#Which btw his mouth is SO wet. Idk why I though only some dogs had a substantial amount of spit but this dude has a borderline human-wet#mouth. There's. wet in there#//OH i gtg TOODLESSSS
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christmas fucking eve and i'm on my way to w*rk even though there's almost nothing scheduled because my boss is an asshole maniac
#there's barely even anyone else on the bus because most people have civilized jobs i'm literally furious#and this gif took 20 minutes to download because of my piece of shit cheap ass data plan which also pissed me off#i literally don't know what we are going to do until noon there is one patient scheduled and then two drop off ones that will take 5 minutes#i already cleaned everything yesterday. about to walk into traffic fr except there isn't any traffic because most people got civilized jobs#my coworker keeps talking about how he gives us shit for christmas and possibly a bonus now i would be shocked if he gave me very much#considering how much he hates my ass but he better 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪#me
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Maxie, horrified: Pineapples can be plucked...?
Archie: Not right away you gotta get the leaves off, but yeah it's like an orange you can seperate it, it's more like grapes than a single fruit-
Maxie: HUH-
#.submissions#(based on a real interaction between me and my bestie)#(pineapples... can do that.... what.....)#<- that's the submitter talking not me i knew this already lmao#I told my mom this once and she went out and bought a pinapple#20 minutes later she called me and started screaming about how I've awoken something#rainbow rocket#team rainbow rocket#incorrect pokemon#incorrect quotes#incorrect rainbow rocket#maxie#magma boss maxie#team magma maxie#maxie pokemon#archie#aqua boss archie#aqua leader archie#archie pokemon
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I 100% need to go to work tomorrow but I'm really not enjoying the fact that if I want to get there "on time" I have to leave my house at 4:45 AM
#cuz I have to drive myself to the train station then take the train then walk to work and then be 20 minutes early#bc the next train won't arrive til nearly half an hour after my shift is supposed to start#and honestly I'm kinda mad bc my husband said he would drive me bc he didn't have work tomorrow but then he backed down#like... I'm gonna talk to him about it today but I just don't know what the fuck I'm gonna do
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Hi Foap
#Ash this is specifically for you because i never actually drawn Mr Vibe and you made me realize that#so this is what a ca. 20 minute sketch looks like now#which isn't entirely bad#mind you it is a disproportionate and he lacks actual facial features so that makes it easier to be fast#funny how i never drawn him despite the fact that there is hardly a day this man isn't in my mind#but still a few months back this would have taken like half an afternoon#so this is what i'm talking about when i say i see my progression#i can do a quick fairly decent thing so much faster than before and if i'd give this an other half an hour it could be actually good#which is kinda insane for me actually#today is a good day and i'm so stupidly proud of my self so please let me have this moment#i'll be back to my regularly scheduled self hate in a minute but i am taking this win because it is a win#simon ghost riley#ghost#cod#levynn tries to draw
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„Wenn man mal zurückschaut – Titel sind das eine, das ist die Belohnung, ist natürlich das, was man vorzeigen kann. Aber wenn ihr später mal aufhört und zurückblickt, sind's eigentlich die Menschen, die Momente, die bei euch hängen bleiben werden. Uns hat's 'ne Riesenfreude gemacht zu sehen, was aus dieser Mannschaft geworden ist. Wie sie zusammengewachsen ist, wie jeder an das Ziel geglaubt hat, wie ihr alles dafür getan habt. Und ich glaube, das ist ein wahnsinnig wichtiger Prozess für euch. Für jeden von euch, vor allem für die jungen Spieler. Ihr werdet das später sehen, dass diese Weltmeisterschaft euch wahnsinnig viel gebracht hat. Egal, ob das jetzt Weltmeister ist oder Dritter oder Vierter.“
Deutschland. Ein Sommermärchen (2006), dir. Sönke Wortmann
#saw a yt comment the other day like 'Ich glaube wir wollen alle einschlafen und noch mal hier aufwachen' and. yeah. tbh.#football#World Cup 2006#Deutschland ein Sommermärchen#Idk what else to tell you guys other than I can hold it together pretty well for more than 90 minutes even tho there are plenty of scenes#destined to make me highly emotional (I have an itemized list I could type out on the spot. if you even care.)#but when they arrive in Stuttgart and get to take in the view from the hotel window front#and the camera pans to Klinsi being his super joyful self excitedly pointing to the crowd going 'Die Schwaben!! Die Schwaben!'#the tears start welling up behind my eyes instantly. nothing I can do about it. all of it literally unfathomable even almost 20 years later#that was b e f o r e the third place match. after the ita loss. they had nothing to show for. yet the love was there.#a once in a lifetime experience. I am grateful I got to witness it. I am grateful this silly little docu exists.#(did you really think with all of the Sommermärchen talk I wasn't gonna fall back into this at one point this summer? lmao.#interestingly enough for it to hit me with full force I can only watch it with huge time gaps in between. so. first time since 2018)#(blink twice if you want me to talk more about gif 14🤭)#alternative caption was Merkel's 'Kann noch was Schlimmeres passieren als Dritter zu werden.' dkfkflgl
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public meltdown OVER. Im logging off i'll see you all in a few hours
#but also hey remember that time i had to do online school the morning after id stayed up all night doing destiel november 5th activities and#i was so exhausted and at some point i started crying and had to turn off my camera and mic out of nowhere to just sit there and cry for#like 20 minutes and my older brother walked in and he was what the fuck happened and i physically couldn't speak so he just walked out#and then i couldn't talk about it all day because i felt so crazy and#yeah anyway
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personally i hope they leave solas' romantic history as vague as possible mostly bc i genuinely dont think its relevant or neccesary at all and it just adds another layer of mess to a situation thats already messy enough as it is. but if they do go down that route i am desperately hoping they just reaffirm him being a canonically terrible boyfriend who's never held a stable relationship longer for like. idk. 20 years at best lol. i think that would do WONDERS for his character actually
#20 years = the equivalent of like a 2 week talking stage for ancient elves lol#im not even saying that to be funny i would genuinely like him even more as a character than i already do if they did this#in terms of his romantic history i just. idk. i dont care. bc the answer is so obvious already like hes 8000 years old or whatever#hes likely fallen in and out of love a LOT and i feel like the scope of his experience and subsequent power imbalance w lavellan#is just too much to adequately address in whats probably going to amount to like 10 minutes of solavellan content at best#also personally i just do not care to find out that pookie's last relationship was a 200+ Epic compared to lavellans 8 month L situationshi#i would prefer not to talk about it godbless🙏#but on the flip side. i think it would be soooo funny and also humanizing if his duties and general woeful vibes#just meant he hadnt actually held relationships as long as his immortality might have u believe#like it WOULD be hard to text back when you 1v7-ing the elven gods yknow. or when u yourself are put up on the pedestal of godhood#anyway. food for thought. it might also be healing for lavellan to know there's a long line of deeply irritated exes behind them lol
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I get a reply on whether I got the job or not some time next week, and I'm kind of stressed lol. I had to message the guy from the grocery store to tell him, that I can only reply to his job offer after I've gotten an answer from this one (since this one is more hours than the grocery store) and it's been more than an hour and he still hasn't replied. I know that's not that long, but the stress and anxiety is killing me
#maja talks#also really hoping to get the job i had the interview for today#but the interview was only like 20 minutes long and idk if that was good or not lol#they also only asked like two questions so idk#and it was “tell me a little about yourself” and “what do you do in your free time” so idk what that says#the grocery store guy said to message him on the number he called me on the other day so i did#but me being me i worry that it was wrong lol
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